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Simon Clayton

Simon Clayton

He’s been performing live comedy since he was 19, starting off with a double act called the “Crisis Twins” which began in 1986 and ended in 1995. Since which time, Simon’s been on stage alone talking about what he is: male, fat, mixed race, married, balding and anything else that currently makes him laugh, He has performed all over the country.

When not on stage he can be seen in the odd tv sitcom doing a cough and a spit (a couple of lines).



“Very skilful and experienced comic performer”
– TimeOut

“Likeable fast thinking Londoner”
– London Evening Standard